نكت للمسنجر بالنجليزي ....للي يفهمونه

من طرف **Mhmmad** السبت يونيو 06, 2009 1:23 pm

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• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
• Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
• Gold-Lust!
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
• Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.
• -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
• {Straight Outta Compton}
• MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
• Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
• Save water, Drink beer.
• Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
• IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
• I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
• War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
• I bent my wookie.
• Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
• -={Rule Breaker}=-
• [Large and in charge]
• Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
• Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
• ==HellRaiser==
• Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
• (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
• God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
• If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
• Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
• Born 2 XLR-8
• -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
• My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
• Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
• -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
• A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
• Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
• (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
• I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
• × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
• [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
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(مضحكة_مرح)funny_
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• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
• Do I look like im not lazy?
• People said I was dumb, but I proved them
• There's nothing wrong with anything.
• Life is hilariously cruel
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
• You don't hear me not complaning
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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(لطيف)Cute_
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• I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
• Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
• Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
• Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
• a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
• God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
• When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
• I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
• Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
• A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
• Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
• I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl
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(حب)Love_
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• (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
• Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
• My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
• When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
• Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
• To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
• If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
• Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
• Love is available here at 100% discount.
• Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
• GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
• * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
• You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
• Loving you makes life worth it
• When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
• ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
• You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
• Love is like friendship set on fire.
• You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
• There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
• Love is a never ending feeling.
• * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
• Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
• Loving you makes life worth it
• Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
• Love is available here at 100% discount.
• You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
• Love is the flower you've got to let grow
• Love conquers all.
• Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly
• Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
• My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
• When love is not madness, it is not love.
• Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
• I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
• Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
• Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
• All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
• To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
• Love is a game that two can play and both win.
• Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
• Love turns winter into summer.
• Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know